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show details Apr 14 (2 days ago)
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Changes in your ranks:
gained 2 places, now #3 prettiest
gained 1 place, now #4 person with the prettiest eyes
lost 2 places, now #6 most fashionable
gained 5 places, now #7 person with the best taste in music
lost 4 places, now #10 most famous
How others compared you recently:
• “Who has better taste in music”, you won 1 and lost 0 times
I’ve been recieving these emails from Facebook for a while and always feel a bit violated when I get them, depending on the content. Take this one, for example. I’m the third prettiest – sweet! But compared to who? What if I’ve only been compared to really ugly people? My eyes aren’t as pretty as they used to be. Must be the wisdom. SIXTH most fashionable?! This is devastating. I pride myself on my
ability to compensate for lack of political knowledge by expressing myself through the art of dressing – cultural referencing, darling! Taste in music – well, I didn’t expect much more as my taste centres exclusively around Prince and Steven Nicks and has done since I was about ten. And becoming less famous is simply wrong! I am totally more famous than I used to be. I got a personal email from Christine Hamilton the other day, for crissakes!
Yet, I must admit, there is something about these emails which is strangely compelling. I am determined to do better next time and work my way up the rankings. It’s like a faceless, nameless challenge for the new age. Bring it on; I’m going to keep posting these until I am number one!
